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Falla Cadarso-Altea

"And more difficult still!"

Artist: Manuel Algarra.

Cost:   200.000 Euros.

Height:  20 metres.

Prize:  5th special section.


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"Do not miss the great show!, It is time to end with the crisis."

"Have fun with the family DonsinDin (Don without money) and their pets, street acrobats and musicians of great talent. Admire the Superdona, the working housewife mother and faithful wife!. Admire the acrobatic tricks with which we are fleeced!" .



"The charlatans"

"Here are the companies handing out sweets"

"A donkey have they sold and they the silly aunt have bought, so no wonder you have your bag well dry "

"They give you the device only by staying with them, which must state the inheritance, of your grandchildren emphasized"

"And the model that wonders you, tomorrow is and old scrap "



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"He is haapy and convinced with the contract that has been signed out, from the first bill, sees that there was something fishy "

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"To the redneck who does not know, in a simple abracadabra they snuck him the goat, who steals the wallet "



"The rip off"

"Nouvelle cusine will taste, and well ripped off will get"

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"The husband who does not know notice an strange feeling, when is driven into the backstabbing "

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"Look at the menu of crisis and seems to smell very bad, it sucks! that times are not for bad habits"



"Back in the conservatory ended up being the first, and at this time her career is a painful purgatory "

"Insensitive chicken, use caps for muting"

"Saxophone artist, doesn't earn enough, and sounds like a lament, in any alley "


"They are gifted musicians who have to put noses and work in the street as clowns because they are unemployed "



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"The guitar the rumba cat, 'young hake' castanets, playing they screw us, with a street concert "



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"A cute dancer won for being very fine, and a chimp dancer who doesn't wants to be less than the girl "


"The ruin of Europa"

"A cock for the Chinese asked for in the 'Mission Sunday', never thought we would come to be rescued by the yellow."

chinese giant

"And is that the oriental giant has the power and capital."

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"The American rating agency, which acts like a yo-yo, up and down as pleases"

"In the rubble of Europe's financial markets expect such as carrion, the spoils of these troops"




"Rajoy is now server of the Germanic Empress, obeying all that she commanded, as a true gladiator. "



Zapatero and Merkel

"Zapatero, bullfighter spring, thinking that Merkel has horns, tries to get out with lies, until she grasps him by the neck. "

"Merkel is the housewife, holding Europe up and if anyone takes it all, the Valkyrie sweeps him."

"In Rome the Emperor Berlusconi and his girls."



"Hold the amphitheater while has the potion, supporting the Viking, 'Sarkozix' "

"Claiming more than an obol, was about to throw up the euro to hell, Papandreou, the Greek discus thrower."


"The looting of the savings banks"

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"Now kicks up a fuss pulling in the air the golden eggs, and does so without fear, because they are our eggs"

"Crushes an egg cataplam!CAM little egg goodbye! "



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"Saving only the tips, very sorry bankers in the safe have left nothing but cobwebs "


"Tax havens"

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"The government of fostering, as the ostrich hides his head, since from the banks knows they will bring good benefits."

"In the mists or under the sun and take the wind out of the sails, spend in leisure the savings of their earnings from 'clean' work "

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"Here is piggy bank of the riffraff"

"To get there, have turned a blind eye here"

"From this pork we get sausage (petty thief) out and some of the royalty, with the people of that ilk, split the cake"

"If you are a friend of the one who earn a lot or 'beautiful people' or important one, nobody sees that you are stealing and fleeing whenever you want "

"Are the paradise islands, not only Majorca, where the piggy bank has fled from the confiscation"


"The Superwoman"

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"And she gets to do everything, cooking, washing and ironing, collect and educate, Che! how sucks making everything! "

"And it must be good and pretty the 'superwoman' "

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"And very funny husband in front of the TV screams"









Last update: April 2012 Víctor & Ruth