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"The clashes and confrontations between the British people and the Spanish people."
"The Tudor king, Henry VIII, led by his affair with Anne Boleyn, decide to remove the crown to Catherine of Aragon to give to his lover."
Henry VII, Catherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn
Henry VII
Catherine of Aragon
Game of Thrones. Abdication vs Corona.
"King Philip VI already and has crown, and Prince Charles have just a joke!"
"If you are the King and have decided the abdication, leads the friends to Benidorm, we all pay !."
Juan Carlos and Elizabeth.
Spanner vs Spanish wrench.
"The Spanish key closes the cold summer and opens the falla caloret of fire and flame."
Tea time vs Nap.
"Marriage manifestly discussed whether to have tea or naps."
Do they study? Erasmus vs Orgasmus.
"The Erasmus has even the soul drenched, the orgasmus for a whiskey a blow...".
"Company: Hysteria, destination London
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Remarks: Once you have gotten off the plane enjoy six months of fog, clouds, rain and wind that will remove the desire to leave home."
"Company: British Aigues, destination Palma de Mallorca
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Remarks: Once you have gotten off the plane enjoy fortnight of sun, sand and wild nights that will remove the urge to go home "
Tourism. Balcony jump vs pool jump.
"The Spanish has saved all year, and eventually will finish the holidays crushed !".
Shakespeare.
Diplomatic conflict. Gibraltar vs Spanish.
"The Beefeater with love comment: 'Fine Pearl, I love you more than a good shit!'."
"The Rock of Gibraltar to Spain has returned because Torrente to the British has stolen!."
Las Provincias.
"Since founded by Teodor Llorente, many clashes Las Provincias told!".
Invincible Armada. Today Pirates vs yesterday pirates.
"Spain has sent the new Armada that shakes the most fearsome pirate".
) English punctuality Vs Spanish (we have it?).
"The well understood punctuality, is not Spanish, is English."
Decalogue of the punctual English:
Comes to the appointment early. Begin to dress with time to spare. Hate make waiting. If someday is delayed notifies in advance.
Believes that all are equally punctual than him. Send to hell wo who is late. Has the watch five minutes in advance. Not known to the Spaniards."
Decalogue of the unpunctual Spanish:
Always late to the appointment. Begin to dress when it has already late. She will swear by Bambi's mother she has come on time.
Loves to make wait. If someday arrives on time, know that will not happen again. Believes that all are equal impuntuales as she is.
Send to hell when they arrive on time. Think are the others who have come soon. Always takes a minute to finish getting ready.
Give a damn English punctuality."
Typical Spanish vs English.
"The bullfighter is kidnapped by the cabin, the dancer begins to already be upset!."
spanish beatles:The Beateles, spanish vs english.
"Tired of listening without understanding English songs, they will sing in Spanglish, the Beateles!"
Indepence world. Referendum vs consultation.
"Wills referendum has locked the Scottish Artur Mas has influenced".
