"The fiance is the companion who at the wedding does not paint anything, it is just an ornament that is even bothering."
"The father-in-law does not stand up the whole wedding has paid, and taking advantage of it he has get drunk as a gentleman."
"The grandmother to her granddaughter on her side sees flying, the girl who raised a woman is already made."
"The girl is happy with everything about marriage, but time flies by, tomorrow she will be a woman."
"The young woman who is going to get married has the lost look of the memories she is silent. What is she going to find?."
"The fiance is happy if the bride is happy, and when she becomes a relative her torment will begin."
"You can not be more sincere, you get married warned, what the proverb says, you've married and screwed up!."
"If one day you want to make love, go up to the washing machine, put the strongest program, which is the centrifuge."
"The godfather will look for her very fine, pretty and pink, that married will become uglier, filthy and fat."
"Contracted are the children that the arras will carry and the Merchandising will carry an ETT with the gifts."
"So expensive weddings are so much that you have to hire, they want to 'nail', that they live half the world."
"At the wedding many people as a present, the cover has to be paid by putting it in the current account."
"The wedding is a business from which none escapes, gifts, the garter belt, the tie or the menu."